events

  • 66,000 BCE

    the dinosaurs died

    I was -66 million years old, and the dinosaurs died. I wanted to see them. It changed my life.
  • mc donalds (five years old

    The first time I had McDonald's was when I was 5. I had a Happy Meal and shared it with my dad, and I got ketchup. I tasted terrifi, I think they even put it in a Rick and Morty episode gag.
  • Minecraft

    Minecraft

    I played Minecraft for the first time, and now I have stopped playing. I played way too much. I have played 47 days total; some days I never got off, besides going to the bathroom and going to bed. Those are days I'm never getting back
  • orange cat named winston

    orange cat named winston

    I got a Grafield orange cat named Winston, named after my favorite character in Overwatch, which I was playing at the time, introduced to me by my brother and his friend, and I have 10 days straight of gameplay.
  • drawing

    drawing

    At age 8, I started to draw with my brother, who is a professional artist. All my family members are artists, so naturally, I was great at it to begin with
  • broke my thumb

    broke my thumb

    I fell off a spinner headfirst and puked a little. I thought I got a concussion, but I instead broke my thumb. And then I couldn't swim or draw.
  • I got my phone

    I got my phone, I used it like 4 hours a day, 365days a year, then got it broken and unusable with water, my nemesis.
  • deer leg hit

    deer leg hit

    a deer walked past me and hit my leg when frisbee golfing (im pretty good not to toot my own horn)
  • bloodtheif

    bloodtheif

    i played bloodtheif 24/7 until i was 2 seconds away from the world record time then i got a virus and get my computor bricked
  • bite by dog

    bite by dog

    i got bit by my dog and he had to go in training and now hes a good boy just licks and cobs
  • pickle Pepsi man

    i saw the fabled video of how to make pickle Pepsi for free, and I loved it. Then I made a bunch of pickle Pepsi, and I'm planning to sell it for money for a laptop.