Stilllife

My Life

By Smaldo
  • Birth

    Birth
    I was born at around 9 o'clock am at Provena Mercy Hospital in Aurora, Illinois.
  • My first memory

    My  first memory
    I was crying in my crib and my mom was telling my sister to go downstairs and eat.
  • Entry to Kindergarten

    Entry to Kindergarten
    I was four years old, and I remember being so annoyed that I didn't have time to myself anymore. This boy got an education.
  • I started learning Russian

    I started learning Russian
    I decided I liked the language and that I wanted to learn it.
  • I won the math bowl

    I won the math bowl
    I got three first place ribbons: one for the team competition, one for the school individual competition, and another for the overall district individual competition.
  • I joined band

    I joined band
    I decided to play the euphonium since they said it had a melodic tone and I would get to play a lot of melodies. Boy were they wrong.
  • I recieved an invitation letter to SCET.

    I was so excited because of all the stories my sister had told me about her SCET class.
  • I was granted the WASD 129 Excellence Award

    I was granted the WASD 129 Excellence Award
    "For being a model Fearn student. You continue to inspire your fellow students and your teachers. Your hard work and dedication are excellent examples of what it means to be a student in District 129."
  • I kinda won the math bowl - again

    I kinda won the math bowl - again
    Two first place ribbons for the school individual and the team competitions, and one second place ribbon for the overall district individual.
  • I graduated from Elementary School

    I remember I nearly forgot my euphonium on the stage.
  • I started learning French

    I started learning French
    The language coordinator had me take a test, and I was forced to start French on Middlebury Interactive.
  • I switched to playing the tuba

    I switched to playing the tuba
    I was the only person who actually wanted to play it in my class.
  • I went to Japan

    I went to Japan
    It was the most amazing experience in my life. I still can't fully comprehend that I went over there.
  • Period: to

    I went to the IMSA promise program for 7th grade.

  • I was honored in the Herget Solo/Ensemble Festival

    Alongside Abi Dietlin, Adolfo Alcarez, and Alex Limong, we practiced long and effectively enough to be honored by the judge.
  • I started private lessons on the tuba

    I started private lessons on the tuba
    My dad got me a tutor by the name of Victor Anderson to help me improve my playing.
  • I audition for the Marmion/Rosary Band

    I audition for the Marmion/Rosary Band
  • I apply to Marmion Academy

    I apply to Marmion Academy
    I want to go there because I don't want to go to IMSA because I don't want a STEM job, and I don't want to go to West High because I think I could be challenged more at Marmion. I'll probably be the only non-white person there.
  • Period: to

    I go to the IMSA promise program for 8th grade.

  • I take an academic exam to get into Marmion

    I take an academic exam to get into Marmion
  • I apply to the Chicago Symphony Youth Orchestra

    I apply to the Chicago Symphony Youth Orchestra
    I will apply in the spring with auditions, and I will be the best tubist they've ever seen.
  • I go to St. Louis for the band competition

    I will be playing the tuba and I will be the best that I can possibly be at it, and our school will win.
  • I graduate from Middle School

    Hopefully with some sort of honor.
  • Period: to

    I go to the IMSA promise program for 9th grade.

  • I get on the honor roll

    Hopefully the top tier. They have like five tiers of honor roll.
  • I have a crisis about if I actually like Marmion

    It's just inevitable.
  • I get a driver's license

    I get a driver's license
  • I go to Disney World in Orlando for Band

    I go to Disney World in Orlando for Band
    They do it once every four years.
  • I get my first job

    I get my first job
    Probably working at a McDonald's or something.
  • I go to college

    Haha still haven't figured out which one, but I want to go to a music school
  • I graduate from High School

    Again, hopefully with some kind of honor.
  • I legally drink for the first time.

    I legally drink for the first time.
    I don't want a huge birthday celebration, but I'll still drink.
  • I join the Marine Corps

    I join the Marine Corps
    I want to do it only for four years so that I can become a member of the US Army Field Band.
  • Graduate from college

    I have no idea how long it's going to take, so I'll just say it'll take four years for the sake of simplicity.
  • I audition for the President's Own Marine Band

    I audition for the President's Own Marine Band
    Again, they'll hear me and they'll decide that I'm better than Mozart.
  • I get married.

    Not sure to whom or what gender or if I get married to a pig in Germany. But I'll get married eventually. Hopefully.
  • I leave the Marine Band

    I leave the Marine Band
    I'll be sad, but their age limit is 34. They need that band looking young.
  • I buy my own house

    I buy my own house
    I'll do it right after I leave the Marine Band. It'll be in Chicago, probably.
  • I buy a car by myself

    I buy a car by myself
    There's no way that my first car would actually be purchased by myself. At least a dollar or something would come from my dad.
  • I get a cat

    I get a cat
    I need a cat, but whoever my spouse might be might make me get a dog.
  • I join the Chicago Symphony Orchestra

    I join the Chicago Symphony Orchestra
    They'll say I'm a tuba god.
  • I go to Russia

    I go to Russia
    As soon as I can take a vacation from Aurora, I'm going to Russia.
  • I have children

    They'll be annoying, but once I have a stable career, I'll be able to afford them.
  • I inexorably get diabetes or arthritis

    The former runs in the family and the latter is just an old person thing I guess.
  • I retire from my job at the CSO

    I retire from my job at the CSO
  • I move back to Sugar Grove

    I move back to Sugar Grove
    I love it where I live.
  • I become a sectional teacher at WASD 129

    I become a sectional teacher at WASD 129
    Hopefully at Jewel.
  • I have grandchildren.

    I guess I'll have to decide what to do with them too.
  • I pay off my student loan debt

    I pay off my student loan debt
    It'll be the last thing I do. I'm also going to die this day. One of these will be my tombstone.