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"Justin"
"yeah?"
"....I think love you"
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"You kids want some matches?"
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"I don't think your dog likes me"
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"One of these cows chased my dog once. She's afraid of them now"
"should I be afraid?"
"nah, we're not that close"
cow approaches
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"I get to take you fishing for the first time!"
"I've been fishing before Skylar." "Look, you caught your first fish!"
"Skylar this isn't the first fish I've caught." "I'll take it off the hook for you. I don't expect you to know how since you've never beein fishing"
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"Don't shoot it there you're going to catch the tree on fire"
"Sky I'm not retarded the tree is like 50 feet high"
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"THE TREE'S ON FIRE THE TREE'S"
Nina and Skylar laugh hysterically and do nothing to put the fire out, hoping it takes care of itself -
"Nina you look like a crazy person carrying your dog around like that!" "Look at this picture I took of this family! It looks like a prfoessional did it!"
"....Skylar you can't just take pictures of people like that"
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"LOOK AT THAT GOAT IT'S ON A FREAKING CHAIR"
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"You play three bingo cards and I'll play three cards, and then when either of us wins I can have the prize"
"that doesn't seem fair"
"Actually I'm going to go over here. Will you play my cards for me? OH AND TELL ME IF YOU WIN"
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"I've never been in so much sand before ow o"
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"Where's the bathroom?"
"I can't believe you asked me that as if I've been here before!" -
"Wow, the inside pool is completely empty"
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"Skylar, you look like a black comedian impersonating a business man."
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"NO MOM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I SAVED HIM FROM THE KITTY HOLOCAUST!"
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"Will you help me with my laundry?"
"do I have to?"
"No, but I'd like for you to."
"fine."
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"Sky, with that face you're making, it looks like you're trying to molest that girraffe." "JUSTIN LOOK AT THESE FINGER HOOKS! ISN'T THAT SO DIRTY? THEY LOOK SO DIRTY!" "I'm cold. My hands are so cold."
"do you want to wear my gloves?"
"HMM, DO I WANT TO WEAR YOUR FINGERLESS GLOVES? NO I THINK THOSE ARE COMPLETELY WORTHLESS THANKS" -
"what if my mom asks me questions?"
"then answer them." "So....Skylar....which dorm did you stay in?"
"uh....uhhmm...mmmm errr uuhhhmmm thheee oonnnee byyy thhheeeeeeemusic hall? down there, that way points in some strange direction"
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".....WHY IS THIS ORANGE HAT GUY IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY PICTURES" "WTF I MOVED AND HE'S STILL IN MY PICTURES" "I love orange hat guy. Im going to marry him."
"You should take his hat"
"oh my god I should. I bet he wouldn't even know who took it" -
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"Why is he rolling around on the floor like that?"
"I don't know, but with you towering over him like that it kind of looks like you pushed him over" -
"we're alll out of grape cider and it was my favorite"
"I have some left in my cup do you want it?"
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"What's Vapur? Why is this bottle so weird looking? Justin this freaks me out a little."
" It kind of looks like a douche."
"I would never want to drink out of this ever." "this purple horse is hilarious why is it here"
"I don't know"
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"this lobster salad looks really good"
"You should get some"
".....naahhh"
comes back 16 minutes later
"alright it tastes AWESOME" "Oh my god Justin.....look at that cheesecake"
"HOLY SHIT SKYLAR. Those are all the best flavors in one cheesecake container" -
CHICKEN FINGER FRIDAY
CHICKEN FINGER FRIDAY
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"Wow Saratoga....renowned for it's ugly horses"
"Yeah I don't know what the deal is. Horses are a terrible canvas"
"and all the colours are ugly" "EW what is THAT?"
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"HOLY CRAP JUSTIN. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THESE BOTTLES OF CONDIMENTS. WHO NEEDS THIS MUCH OF ONE CONDIMENT AND HOW DO THEY USE IT BEFORE IT RUNS OUT?"
"Restaurant's probably use them"
"No Justin that's stupid let's be real here." "oh my god look at this stegasauras. It's so cute, why is it here in the Easter stuff. I'm getting this."
"What are you going to name it?"
"Steggy. Me and Steggy have been through it." "Why is there a cart in that pond?"
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"why is everyone running around so naked?"
"it's a party day"
"What does that mean? ALL THE WOMEN LOOK LIKE SLUTS." -
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